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I'm Awesome.
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He's a Twit.
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If you think he’s outspoken here, follow him on Twitter for comments like these...
@BigDaddySaid I know you can hear, but now try listening.

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MOM's Hat

For all things "MOM"

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Colour for the hair “down there!” That’s right! Get funky on Feb. 14 or cover
up those grays with Betty Beauty! Surprise him with a pink, orange or green "betty". Each package comes complete with a stencil.
I see London... I see France I see no point in underpants!
There are some days when you just don’t feel like wearing anything and this is where Hollywood Goes Commando comes in.
It’s promises to help eliminate the
dreaded “cotton crotch.”
Freshen Up
SweetSpot wipes
are pretty self-explanatory.
For about $5 a package, you can’t afford not to have them in your purse.
Get your moist on!
Every girl needs a good lubricant whether you’re 24 or 84 (and good for you if you’re still rockin’ at that age!), Liquid Silk is a nice
purse-sized lube that can be used with him.... or without him.
Remember Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes? She was the heroine of Misery... sort of. Annie was just a misunderstood crazy girl who was in love with characters created by the author Paul Sheldon (played wonderfully by James Caan). Seriously, that scene where she whacked his ankles with a sledgehammer... very funny in a disturbing and dark way. There’s a love story here - Paul loved being alive and
Annie loved to break stuff. If you can’t see the love, then think of Annie as every single girl who ever wanted to take a crack at her ex.
Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas team up (for the 85th time) as husband and wife who meet, marry and live the American dream. Soon, Barbra realizes she has devoted wayyyy to much of herself to her marriage and lost her identity along the way. She also realizes that she hates Oliver. And this is when the movie gets good!
This all-star cast (Jon Faverau, Cameron Diaz, Christian Slater, Jeremy Piven, Daniel Stern, Jeanne Triplehorn) is the perfect example of why guys should not be sent alone to Vegas.
Kyle (Faverau) and his buddies take
a road trip to Sin City to celebrate his upcoming nuptials to Laura (Diaz’s first foray into comedy). One dead hooker starts the domino effect of “everything that can go wrong, will.” And it’s damn funny. So inappropriate on soooo many levels that you can’t help but laugh. Directed by Canuck Peter Berg who went on to direct such diverse films as Hancock, Smokin’ Aces (another MOM fave!!), The Kingdom, and The Rundown.
 
 

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Be My Valentine

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.

So, here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!!

 
 
 
 
 
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