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How
to be a Stepford Wife
We know this is the list you
have been dying to have! So, go ahead and
follow the Stepford Wife rules... because
we know you really need them.
- Always wear
your makeup.
- Always take
care of your hair. Not a strand should be
out of place.
- If you are
not well-endowed in your torso area, use
bra inserts, augmenters, or the chicshaper.
Large bosoms featured prominently in Levins
original story.
- If
you are not thin, wear a girdle.
- Wear tight,
but conservatively-cut clothing to show
off your assets. (Remember
to wear an apron during housework)
- Look in the
mirror. Imagine yourself
as a girl in a television commercial;
you should look flawless, at all times.
The picture of the Stepford Wife
is the picture of a person who is healthy
and takes good care of herself.
- Clean clean
clean! Everything needs to
be spotless. Even if it takes a dozen
repeated rubs, scrubs, and buff in the same
spot. Clean and clean some more, in every
corner of the house.
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- Cook
- Shop at the
supermarket. Push your cart slowly.
All items need to be placed in your shopping
cart neatly, methodically, and in an orderly
fashion.
- Practice gracious
and polite behavior even when you are alone.
Eat with the silverware in place even when
you eat alone. Etiquette and proper manners
begin at home, when no one is looking.
- Never
raise your voice.
- Always say
please and thank you
for the smallest things, in public and private.
- Always
apologize for the smallest things, in public
and private.
- Do not possess
any strong opinions on any subject, unless
you are expressing enthusiasm for cleaning
products or food ingredients and recipes.
- Your
man is No.1.
He is the kingpin in your life. You answer
first to him, then to your son, and then
other men (and only when you are spoken
to).
- Dont
read, because who has time when you have
this much housework to do and so many men
to attend to?
source:
Ira Levins original 1972 novella The
Stepford Wives
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